Logic is grand...but insanity is more fun.

Hi, I'm Abe. I don't know who that is yet. I'll be sure to let you know if I find him. Till then..

"Guil: We only know what we're told, and that's little enough. And for all we know it isn't even true

Player: For all anyone knows, nothing is. Everything has to be taken on trust; truth is only that which is taken to be true. It's the currency of living. There may be nothing behind it, but it doesn't make any difference so long as it is honoured. One acts on assumptions. What do you assume?"


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All this ultra talk made me think of lollapalooza, more of my kinda of music fest.  Then I looked at the past line up.  Then I proceeded to curl into a ball and die from how amazing it was.  Literally everyone I love, all at once, in Chicago, for 3 days.  

ASDFOHSDAFOHSDOH


Anonymous asked: 62, 92.

62: What do you wear to bed?

I usually just wear boxers to bed, but on the few incredible nights when Florida’s temperature actually gets cold (or at least our definition of it) and my house gets cold too, I bundle up in sweatpants, a comfy bar mitzvah hoodie, and socks.  

 

92: Do you want to get married?

Absolutely, but I can’t say I’ve found the love of my life yet.  My dream is to take several years, before my wife and I have kids, to travel around the world (or close to it) and visit interesting places together.  I’m a huge proponent of the idea that experiences spent alone are experiences wasted.  It’s all about whom you’re with, so when I fulfill my itching to get out and see the world, there would be no better person to experience that with than my wife.  


bubblegumcatalogue asked: 5, 10, 57, 91!

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

Kinda weird you asked, because I just started using them yesterday to remember things.  Writing stuff down on random pieces of paper wasn’t really working, so I stick the post-it note reminders/to do lists on my notebooks, and take them off when I am done with them.  It’s been working so far!

 

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Probably a mix between immaturity, and narrowminded-ness.

So, a 13 year old Westboro Baptist Church Advocate would likely not be my best friend.

 

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

I’ve been struggling with this for a while, especially because I connect ghosts (or at least my unorthodox view of them) with religion, and I’ve been internally battling my religion for a long time now.  But, I’d say that I do, deep down, believe more than I doubt them.

 

91: Best room for a fireplace?

I’m going to go with in the back yard, even though I live in Florida, and it’s basically summer all year, so I don’t have all that much experience with fireplaces.  Soon though, going up north for college!


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If Republican presidential candidates were a wine list

  • Waiter: What would you like?
  • Me: Well, I was in the mood for some internal misogyny.
  • Waiter: We have a fine Bachmann 2012. Not as spicy as the Palin '08 but...
  • Me: Well actually, do you have anything with really strong tinges of racism?
  • Waiter: Well the Paul '88 was, of course, legendary. The racism in the Paul '12 is much more subtle but make no mistake, it's still there. The Paul doesn't really work without at least a hint of racism on the nose. I also hear the Perry is...
  • Me: You know, I haven't had anything with a strong misplaced family values base since the Bush '04.
  • Waiter: Oh well then, sir, you'll want to sample both the Romney and the Gingrich. Although, while they both say 'contains family values' on the label, you really have to hold it back in the throat and inhale to even find a trace of it.
  • Me: What if I just want something kind of different but vaguely familiar at the same time, that will leave me somewhat confused or possibly disturbed?
  • Waiter: The Cain is new but I doubt it'll stay in stock long.
  • Me: I dunno, Do you have anything frothy?
  • Waiter: It's your lucky day.
  • THE LAST LINE OH MY GOD DYING


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Hell yes. These are actually interesting.

  • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
  • 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
  • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
  • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
  • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
  • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
  • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
  • 8: Do you have freckles?
  • 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
  • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
  • 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
  • 13: What about pooped in the woods?
  • 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
  • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
  • 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
  • 17: What size is your bed?
  • 18: What is your Song of the week?
  • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
  • 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
  • 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
  • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
  • 23: What do you drink with dinner?
  • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
  • 25: What is your favorite food?
  • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
  • 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
  • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
  • 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
  • 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
  • 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
  • 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
  • 33: Ever ran out of gas?
  • 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
  • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
  • 36: What is your usual bedtime?
  • 37: Are you lazy?
  • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
  • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
  • 40: How many languages can you speak?
  • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
  • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
  • 43: Are you stubborn?
  • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
  • 45: Ever watch soap operas?
  • 46: Are you afraid of heights?
  • 47: Do you sing in the car?
  • 48: Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49: Do you dance in the car?
  • 50: Ever used a gun?
  • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53: Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59: Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60: Wear slippers?
  • 61: Wear a bath robe?
  • 62: What do you wear to bed?
  • 63: First concert?
  • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65: Nike or Adidas?
  • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
  • 69: Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71: Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74: Own any record albums?
  • 75: Own a record player?
  • 76: Regularly burn incense?
  • 77: Ever been in love?
  • 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79: What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81: Tea or coffee?
  • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
  • 83: Can you swim well?
  • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85: Are you patient?
  • 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87: Ever won a contest?
  • 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89: Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90: Can you knit or crochet?
  • 91: Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92: Do you want to get married?
  • 93: If married, how long have you been married?
  • 94: Who was your HS crush?
  • 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
  • 96: Do you have kids?
  • 97: Do you want kids?
  • 98: Whats your favorite color?
  • 99: Do you miss anyone right now?


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